Money! (i'm back!)

WOW!

I took a long time to post again, but anyways I'm back! With my skewed sentence structures and random thoughts.

Random thought of the day is... Money

Seriously, the stuff that runs nations, persuades people to do things not like that would want to do before. Money can be some powerful stuff, some people have a lot and some people don't. I made a list on why its not so easy making them dollar bills.
Oh ya theres gonna be a list of 5 things! Pictures included!


5. Experience.

 Ok people love other people with experience in a area they don't understand. Employers love people that know what their company is about. They are not gonna hire just some random young man with no experience in the field, why you ask? MONEY is at stake!

4. Social Status.

You got to know certain people to go far in life. Like if you knew Obama, the world is your oyster! Want a oval office job? No problem!
But, if you know homeless Joe, you might just know when Sizzler drops their trash, or when homeless Pete leaves his U-haul box. This can be useful information, but for landing a job? I would rather not take a resume from pete's "office u-haul box"but one from a professional resume maker guy, Sign me up!


3. No work History

 This kinda ties in with the others. I mean if your fresh out of high school or even college with that fresh degree in "psychology in domestic animals." Its still going to be a pain trying to get some job with a good pay to be living on your own. So thats why Mcdonalds is there, it will take you in and give you a dose of work history even though along with headaches, mean customers, and a feeling of being less of a human.  (Mcdonalds peeps if your reading im kidding, I love your service and stomach destorying goodness.


2.Got to have money to make money

If you were just on your own, and you left the nest of your parents because your idea to start a rock band, but the piano player ran away because of some reason unknown to you. Now that idea is shot, and your broke and the idea "hey i need that stuff people use to get stuff with..money, ill get a job it will be easy!" WRONG. How are you gonna go back and fourth? The money you took from your parents wont pay for a hotel that much longer.. Poor guy, you lost your dream and now you still cant fly, nothing to start with. might as well hang with homeless Joe and get some of that dumped sizzler food.



1. Have the right mindset/attitude

This list does not have any order. I just list them as I had them. This by far is really important though. When you do have a job where you have a boss. You are not going to want that boss mad. Boss is also another way to say "person that is higher then me and pays me, and I don't want to upset him." A lot of people do not like their boss. I wonder why? They are just so nice! right? someone?


Well here was a healthy small piece of internet words that hopefully entertained you, made you think about hiring little poor Timmy and give him a chance a making some money? Money does make the world go around, and if you just think you have to much money and want to donate to a man with a small amount of that money and has bills, or if you wanna email me on how lame or what I need for this blog.


Email/Donate mail.ty.at@gmail.com

Much Love Tyler Leaf

Also special thanks for google images for my pictures and the websites of their respective owners!